First of all, yes I know Canada doesn't have a President. I say 'When I'm President' because obviously I would never get voted into power, and would therefore have to create my own leadership role somewhat sneakily. The details of which are far too complex to get into here, but suffice to say the wheels are in motion
as we speak.I actually think about this often; the small tweaks and changes I would make to the everyday portion of society today that would make life so much easier. One of the first changes I would make would be the immediate removal of all perpendicular parking spaces. How did these ever make any sense? And it's not like changing over to the "angled lines" model of parking lot parking would decrease the amount of spaces available by more than one or two spots. Those one or two spots of 'lost' parking revenue would be more than made up for by the significant savings in time and effort spent by
parkers of, what I like to call the 'official vehicle of Alberta', trucks and
SUVs who struggle to fit their rides 90 degrees to the road on which they're driving.
And just think retail bigwigs: happier drivers entering your stores more often than not equals more purchases made in your stores! It's win-win! If you're still not convinced, I welcome you to witness this phenomenon at work in the parking lot of one of North America's largest retailers: Costco. Yes that's right, the company that is built upon needless over-spending currently employs the great 'angled lines' parking model in their parking lots. You gotta admit, if it didn't make sense
economically then Costco of all places certainly wouldn't be using it, now would they?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 20L container of ketchup to load into the back of my truck. Only $4.59 at Costco!